Survey of the Month

For those of you MySpace whores out there, you’ll appreciate this one. Feel free to share your answers with me!

Why are you single?
because I choose to be. Don’t let all the restraining orders fool you.

Have you ever wished you had a different last name?
sure. Trump… Hilton… Gates… any of these will do.

If a stranger looked in your closet, what would they think?
dear lord, she organizes her clothes by color. And then they would shake their head.

Do you want to be married right now?
that would negate my answer to your first question.

Miss any ex’s?
*pauses to think* not really.

What’s bothering you right now?
i can’t get on an ftp site that i need to download logos from and the person who is responsible for getting those to me doesn’t know how to make a zip file. ah, the technologically deficient. And, I’m angry the the wireless on my laptop says there’s an unsecured network available, but it won’t connect to it.

could I sound more like a computer dork?

Do you want children?
I’m only 50% of that decision.

Do people underestimate you?
nah, they know I’m fabulous.

Does it bother you when someone says they’ll call you and they don’t?
what are you talking about? that NEVER happens to me.

What are you doing tomorrow?
plotting my take over of the world.

Name a quote from the song you’re listening to:
Dah-daaaaaah-badadadada-daaaaaah! (instrumental)

Have you ever hated someone, but ended up being friends with them?
yes, because I am cold and heartless and use people for their cars.

Did you sing at all today?
I actually break out into random song and dance throughout the day. My life is very much like a musical.

Do you miss anyone?
quite a few anyones.

What side of a heart do you draw first?
wtf? um… left?

Do you wear a lot of black?
ah… the above question makes SO much more sense, you poor little emo survery writer. and the answer is no.

Do you have a tan?
yeah, no on that too, which is why black isn’t a good color for me. It only accentuates the white palor of my skin.

Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
she’s with me everyday

Do you like orange juice?
the pulpier, the better. Mixed with champagne, bonus points.

Does your temper flare alot?
not really. though I do turn mean when I get hungry.

Do you get emotional easily?
again, hungry = unstable. be warned.

Which shoe goes on first?
I like to put both on at once. Makes the morning interesting.

Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
nope. I need something to cover my core or I feel exposed. Which doesn’t make sense considering how little I wear to bed.

How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
To function at a high capacity or have the ability to do tasks a trained monkey could learn? Because those are very different levels of functionality, my friend.

Last trip you took to the zoo?
I live near the Wild Animal Park and have been talking about going there for months. Perhaps someday I actually will.

Did you feel awkward at all today?
if by “akward” you mean “hungover,” then yes.

Did you wake up happy today?
yes, I’m one of those freakish morning people.

What month were you born in?
the month of the goat and the wind

Would you ever get a tattoo?
tattoos? ew! *snicker*

Do you sleep with socks on?
Sure. I like my sleep like I like my sex.

Have you told someone you love them today?
my brother, I think. I might have forgot to mention that in my voicemail.
If so, I love you brother!

Have you ever told someome you loved them but didnt mean it?
no. that’s whack.

Have you ever had to go to court?
I had jury duty a few months ago…

Do you like to wear lip gloss/chapstick?
I can’t live without chapstick. Seriously, my item for survivor would be a Burt’s Bees stick of lip balm.

How do you answer the phone?
“what do you want?”